If you don’t want to break your skin, don’t get cut the fuck up. Bullets in bodies cause suspicion, but cops always mistake blades for fangs. (It happened in ’93, when three boys were blamed for cutting up three boys and had half their lives taken away. But really the animals did most of it). Slit a man’s belly with a boxcutter and at least three people will walk out. If you want something done right, you’re best off doing it yourself. If you really want a villain, get a kind and honest knight. And if you really want to survive, don’t take the world so seriously.